A Word From The Management

It has come to my attention that an unnamed member of Quinzy was highly intoxicated last weekend and irresponsibly lost his cell phone somewhere in the midst of the dark snowy night. When he woke the next morning (a foggy mess by the way -- serves him right) he retraced his wobbly steps and found that his principle method of connection to the outside world (his Blackberry) lay utterly wrecked, a pile of pitiful smashed circuitry, the victim of what appeared to be a hit-and-run by a truck with winter tires.

The identity of the offending truck is not known, and there is some suspicion that the abovementioned member of Quinzy may well have driven over his own phone for a lark, while in a state of unseemly intoxication. Shocking irresponsibility such as this expample is oft-times considered ‘humorous’ by the members of the group. The Management disagrees.

The same member of Quinzy must now go on tour with the band and play two (2) performances at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. As the principle telephone contact person to the entire 21st Olympiad, this Quinzy member has some explaining to do, as The Management wishes to know how he plans to make contact, should it be required. Luckily it is currently still 'burning season' on the west coast should he wish to attempt a smoke signal.

Henceforth all PDAs, cell phones, daytimers & handheld devices shall be affixed to the coats, jackets, or other outer-garments of all Quinzy members by method of a string or piece of yarn, threaded through the sleeves, and taped, glued or otherwise cemented to the device in question.

The Management